The other day I was holding in my hands a stapler, with both my thumbs right under the part where the staple comes out, as pictured. So yeah, i decide it's be a really good idea to squeeze the stapler.
What happens when you squeeze a stapler? A staple comes out. Right into my thumbs.
And the staple is still kind of in the stapler, at least the top part, so I can't really move my thumbs very well, because they're attached to the stapler, you see? And I can't get them out because The staple is in my thumbs. BOTH OF THEM!
Eventually I get my thumbs out, but they're both bleeding a heck of a lot. That was a pretty bad stnank.
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I did that at school once. 'Twas no fun at all.
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